Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The New 1950's Housewife

This is a dental manifesto. Explanations will be found here as to why your dental assistant sometimes smells of bourbon, why her eyes glaze over the instant you begin talking about your kids or what that perpetual blank smile is doing on her face as she goes about her duties.

We don't really care and we drink. Alot.

As you step into the sterile walls of our confinement, just remember: behind our plastacine smiles we are a bitter, underpaid and hung-over lot. Proceed with caution and do not be fooled by our girlish demeanor. We are soft spoken but are the keepers of sharp objects.
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  1. cathiMarch 20, 2012 at 8:29 PM

    H I L A R I O U S !!!!! awh el, who knew you were a rock star of a writer.. from one DA to another, let it out girl, lol. I eagerly await your next post ! :} Cathi-EFDA...p.s the EF in EFDA is subject to but not limited to cleaning up human feces! oh ya, double gloved and armed with a self made (from radom dental supplies) pooper scooper i extracted said waste...pretty sure we met up for drinks that night!!

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