Flossing: (verb) To show off something that is of high value.

"Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond." ~Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605

   

     Flossing, by the Urban Dictionary definition, describes an act of showing off something of value in hopes of frequently getting laid. I am here to explain that this idea and word originated in the Dental community with a thin piece of twine, commonly referred to as "Floss". When used properly, said Floss can in fact help one to show off something of value. That something being a fantastic set of original, healthy teeth, regarded throughout the world as being quite sexy.

The New 1950's Housewife

This is a dental manifesto. Explanations will be found here as to why your dental assistant sometimes smells of bourbon, why her eyes glaze over the instant you begin talking about your kids or what that perpetual blank smile is doing on her face as she goes about her duties.

We don't really care and we drink. Alot.

As you step into the sterile walls of our confinement, just remember: behind our plastacine smiles we are a bitter, underpaid and hung-over lot. Proceed with caution and do not be fooled by our girlish demeanor. We are soft spoken but are the keepers of sharp objects.